floralprintprouvaire:

involvingmeinvolvingyou:

If you wanna be my lover

You’ve gotta throw huge parties to get my attention and get your neighbor to invite me over for tea then let me run over my husband’s mistress in your car 

unfollower:

sl…….eep

ringostarring:

ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us

well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws

what did you say, punk?

bIG

MEATY

CLAWS

WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES

BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON

no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF

OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US

theanti90smovement:

cute nicknames to call ur boyfriend/girlfriend

• dr phil
• dr phil 
• dr phil
• dr phil

sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

magnezone:

draw things on my back with your finger so i can fall asleep/ in love with you 

sylviaplth:

the fact that kids feel physically ill and have mental breakdowns at the very idea of going to school should be a clue to some people that maybe something isnt fucking right

trillow:

i got 99 problems and i can’t remember any of them so i guess that makes a hundred

maarkhoppus:

You had me at the correct pronounciation of my name on the first try

pizza:

do you ever think a thing and ur like if i told anyone that they’d think i was nuts and then you see it as a text post with like 50,000 notes cos sometimes i do and thats why i luv you guys

charlamagnethagod:

The two hardest things in the world are trying not to eat out of boredom and not taking 6 hour naps after school

falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers